♫ When you send an email, you must give thanks ♫
♫ To the postmasters who came before ♫
Good morning postmaster! Anything for me?
Just some old shit
♫ When you send an email, this represents progress ♫
♫ Like a robot shoeing a horse ♫
Give me your hoof
* Whirring and banging noises*
My beautiful horse!
(This is the three bean salad email jingle.)